(Since some random Bandai tryhard locked the thread there)

It has come to my attention that the vast majority of the Naruto population is unable to responsibly use the letter G. It is key to understand the power of this letter - chronic overuse will dramatically increase your tryhard quotient, whereas underuse will degenerate you into a total dumpster like Andrew Kardis. There is a target level in-between, both of proper amount of G dropping as well as the level of G drop to apply to the situation. Therefore, I have chosen to create this guide in order to rectify this situation. Please pay proper attention - this is most likely the most important thing you will ever read.

The Classic: GG
Variants: gg, GG?, gg?, ggwp, GGWP
The most basic form of G dropping, and one that should fit your everyday needs. Approved for liberal use. Question marks/WPs are recommended when emphasis on sarcasm/irony is necessary, or a condescending tone is desired.

The Thomas Cao: GFG
Variants: gfg
First introduced to the Naruto community by the legendary Sannin and Kraft Mayonnaise Platinum-level Customer Thomas Cao, GFG adds that little bit of extra "oomph" that the standard GG lacks. The edginess of the GFG means that more controlled usage of it relative to the classic GG is necessary, but it is still appropriate for common usage in everyday speech.

The G Spam: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Variants: ggggggggggggggggggggggggg
We now reach the first out of our two high-powered ways to drop Gs. This is the more standard variant, but recent usage trends are troubling in just how standard it has become. Scrubs like Amir Anoobshi, Gary Lawson, and Thomas Veazie take every opportunity to G Spam, reducing the overall power of the G. This is entirely unacceptable - G Spam should only be used where a GG or GFG will not suffice - situations far and few between. Don't be a scrub - save G Spam for when you really need it.

The G String:
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Variants:
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(baby baby)
This is the holiest of the holy. The G String should only be used in situations of virtual impossibility, such as Amir winning a Kage or Ari finishing above second in an event with more than 1 player. The more impossible the event is, the more Gs that should be included in the G String. Spacing can be used to enhance the volume of the Gs involved. Additionally, people with knowledge of the most legendary song of all time are authorized to use the baby variant - however, using this variant without requisite knowledge increases one's tryhard level to maximum. Use with caution.

You have now been educated. Please drop Gs responsibly.

-Josh

Labels: Bandai's a joke, GG, josh